Battleship

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Click here to show this review. Finally a movie for people who think Micheal Bay's films are too subtle and Independence Day was too serious. If you think Bay goes overboard with his US flag-waving recruiting poster junk, then this film will likely make you wanna cringe. No joke it actually has an ex marine on two prosthetic limbs punch an alien in the face, making the stupidest scene from Independence Day seem downright scary by comparison. This film could prove once and for all that even with the best effects money can buy and a cast of extremely attractive people, a film still has to at least try to have a story to be deemed a success. Dialogue and acting are mostly terrible, doesn't help that star Taylor Kitsch has zero screen charisma, though Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker get a star each for being so damn gorgeous. Liam Neeson gets one for a couple of good one liners and I guess the CGI deserves two stars also. Maybe worth a look on a really slow night, but completely forgettable.