The Aristocrats [2005] Movie Reviews on CinemaClock

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Hellboy 2: The Golden Army [2008]	10/10
Hairspray [2007]	10/10
Sicko [2007]	10/10
The Last King of Scotland [2006]	10/10
Cars [2006]	10/10
Pulp Fiction [1994]	10/10
In Search of Mozart [2006]	10/10
Mission: Impossible 3 [2006]	10/10
Maurice Richard [2005]	10/10
A History of Violence [2005]	10/10
Brothers [2004]	10/10
Batman Begins [2005]	10/10
Mad Hot Ballroom [2005]	10/10
Downfall [2004]	10/10
Hotel Rwanda [2004]	10/10
Tarnation [2004]	10/10
The Incredibles [2004]	10/10
Vera Drake [2004]	10/10
Team America: World Police [2004]	10/10
Since Otar Left [2004]	10/10
Hellboy [2004]	10/10
Kill Bill: Volume 2 [2004]	10/10
Touching the Void [2004]	10/10
The Passion of the Christ [2004]	10/10
The Corporation [2003]	10/10
Inglourious Basterds [2009]	9/10
Star Trek [2009]	9/10
Revolutionary Road [2009]	9/10
Frost/Nixon [2008]	9/10
Valkyrie [2008]	9/10
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas [2008]	9/10
Vicky Cristina Barcelona [2008]	9/10
Mongol [2007]	9/10
The Counterfeiters [2007]	9/10
Imax: Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure [2007]	9/10
The Unknown Woman [2006]	9/10
Shine a Light [2008]	9/10
Starting Out in the Evening [2007]	9/10
Definitely, Maybe [2008]	9/10
Cloverfield [2008]	9/10
Le Scaphandre et le papillon [2007]	9/10
Across the Universe [2007]	9/10
Control [2007]	9/10
Beowulf [2007]	9/10
No Country for Old Men [2007]	9/10
American Gangster [2007]	9/10
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford [2007]	9/10
Shake Hands with the Devil [2007]	9/10
Persepolis [2007]	9/10
The Kingdom [2007]	9/10
3:10 to Yuma [2007]	9/10
Ratatouille [2007]	9/10
Quand j'étais chanteur [2006]	9/10
Surf's Up [2007]	9/10
Black Book [2006]	9/10
Fracture [2007]	9/10
Bridge to Terabithia [2007]	9/10
After The Wedding [2007]	9/10
Grindhouse [2007]	9/10
La Vie en rose [2007]	9/10
The Wind That Shakes the Barley [2006]	9/10
Jesus Camp [2006]	9/10
Happy Feet [2006]	9/10
Zodiac [2007]	9/10
Breach [2007]	9/10
Notes on a Scandal [2006]	9/10
The Blood Diamond [2006]	9/10
Apocalypto [2006]	9/10
Casino Royale [2006]	9/10
Little Children [2006]	9/10
The Departed [2006]	9/10
Borat [2006]	9/10
The Queen [2006]	9/10
The U.S. vs. John Lennon [2006]	9/10
The Secret Life of Words [2005]	9/10
Love Actually [2003]	9/10
Quinceaà [2006]	9/10
Little Miss Sunshine [2006]	9/10
The Illusionist [2006]	9/10
State of Mind	9/10
Le Temps qui reste [2006]	9/10
Les Poupées russes [2004]	9/10
L'Enfant [2005]	9/10
An Inconvenient Truth [2006]	9/10
Sophie Scholl: The Final Days [2005]	9/10
Why We Fight [2005]	9/10
Tsotsi [2005]	9/10
Joyeux Noël [2005]	9/10
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada [2005]	9/10
Caché [2006]	9/10
Fateless [2005]	9/10
The World's Fastest Indian [2006]	9/10
Transamerica [2005]	9/10
Match Point [2005]	9/10
Brokeback Mountain [2005]	9/10
Capote [2005]	9/10
Ushpizin [2004]	9/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire [2005]	9/10
The Squid and the Whale [2005]	9/10
The 40 Year-Old Virgin [2005]	9/10
Machuca [2004]	9/10
The Constant Gardener [2005]	9/10
The Syrian Bride [2004]	9/10
The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill [2003]	9/10
La Marche de l'Empereur [2005]	9/10
C.R.A.Z.Y. [2005]	9/10
Aurore [2005]	9/10
Mysterious Skin [2004]	9/10
Howl's Moving Castle [2004]	9/10
War of the Worlds [2005]	9/10
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room [2005]	9/10
Turtles Can Fly [2004]	9/10
The Upside of Anger [2004]	9/10
Millions [2004]	9/10
Game Over: Kasparov and the Machine [2003]	9/10
Born into Brothels [2004]	9/10
Coach Carter [2005]	9/10
Immortal: Ad Vitam [2004]	9/10
Bukowski: Born Into This [2002]	9/10
What The Bleep Do We Know!? [2004]	9/10
Dig! [2004]	9/10
Zelary [2004]	9/10
The Take [2004]	9/10
The Motorcycle Diaries [2004]	9/10
The Return [2003]	9/10
Samsara [2001]	9/10
The Notebook [2004]	9/10
Maria Full of Grace [2004]	9/10
Before Sunset [2004]	9/10
Spider-Man 2 [2004]	9/10
Super Size Me [2004]	9/10
Tibet: Cry of the Snow Lion [2003]	9/10
My Architect: A Son's Journey [2003]	9/10
Something's Gotta Give [2003]	9/10
The Fog of War [2004]	9/10
Flame & Citron [2009]	8/10
District 9 [2009]	8/10
Polytechnique v.f. [2009]	8/10
Monsters vs. Aliens [2009]	8/10
Gomorrah [2008]	8/10
Che [2008]	8/10
Coraline [2009]	8/10
Waltz with Bashir [2008]	8/10
The Wrestler [2008]	8/10
Gran Torino [2008]	8/10
The Reader [2008]	8/10
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button [2008]	8/10
Doubt [2008]	8/10
Slumdog Millionaire [2008]	8/10
Il y a longtemps que je t'aime [2008]	8/10
Outsourced [2006]	8/10
Body of Lies [2008]	8/10
Quantum of Solace [2008]	8/10
Bolt [2008]	8/10
Burn After Reading [2008]	8/10
Elegy [2008]	8/10
Ghost Town [2008]	8/10
Religulous [2008]	8/10
Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired [2008]	8/10
Man on Wire [2008]	8/10
American Teen [2008]	8/10
The Dark Knight [2008]	8/10
Journey to the Center of the Earth [2008]	8/10
Wall-E [2008]	8/10
Kung Fu Panda [2008]	8/10
London to Brighton [2006]	8/10
Standard Operating Procedure [2008]	8/10
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [2008]	8/10
Son of Rambow [2007]	8/10
21 [2008]	8/10
The Rape of Europa [2006]	8/10
Forgetting Sarah Marshall [2008]	8/10
Amal [2007]	8/10
Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten [2007]	8/10
Stop-Loss [2008]	8/10
Imax: Roving Mars [2006]	8/10
L'à des ténèbres [2007]	8/10
The Bank Job [2008]	8/10
For the Bible Tells Me So [2007]	8/10
I'm Not There [2007]	8/10
The Spiderwick Chronicles [2008]	8/10
L'Avocat de la terreur [2007]	8/10
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days [2007]	8/10
The Great Debaters [2007]	8/10
The Savages [2007]	8/10
Juno [2007]	8/10
The Orphanage [2007]	8/10
The Kite Runner [2007]	8/10
Charlie Wilson's War [2007]	8/10
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story [2007]	8/10
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead [2007]	8/10
Lust, Caution [2007]	8/10
Things We Lost in the Fire [2007]	8/10
Le Ring [2007]	8/10
In the Shadow of the Moon [2007]	8/10
Ghosts of Cité Soleil [2006]	8/10
In the Valley of Elah [2007]	8/10
Les 3 p'tits cochons [2007]	8/10
The 11th Hour [2007]	8/10
2 Days in Paris [2007]	8/10
The Bourne Ultimatum [2007]	8/10
La Doublure [2006]	8/10
Rescue Dawn [2006]	8/10
You Kill Me [2007]	8/10
Paris, Je T'aime	8/10
The Host [2006]	8/10
A Mighty Heart [2007]	8/10
Live Free or Die Hard [2007]	8/10
1408 [2007]	8/10
Molière [2007]	8/10
Knocked Up [2007]	8/10
Waitress [2007]	8/10
Away from Her [2006]	8/10
Red Road [2006]	8/10
Radiant City [2006]	8/10
The White Masai [2005]	8/10
The Namesake [2006]	8/10
Fauteuils d'orchestre [2006]	8/10
The Hoax [2006]	8/10
Yacoubian Building [2006]	8/10
300 [2007]	8/10
Indigènes [2006]	8/10
The Italian [2005]	8/10
The Lives of Others [2006]	8/10
La Tourneuse de pages [2006]	8/10
The Aura [2005]	8/10
13 Tzameti [2005]	8/10
2006 Cannes International Advertising Festival [2006]	8/10
The Painted Veil [2006]	8/10
Pan's Labyrinth [2006]	8/10
Letters from Iwo Jima [2006]	8/10
Imax: Deep Sea [2006]	8/10
Dreamgirls [2006]	8/10
Children of Men [2006]	8/10
Rocky Balboa [2006]	8/10
Deliver Us from Evil [2006]	8/10
Babel [2006]	8/10
Manufactured Landscapes [2006]	8/10
Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles [2005]	8/10
The Science of Sleep [2006]	8/10
House of Sand [2005]	8/10
Black Gold [2006]	8/10
Half Nelson [2006]	8/10
Scoop [2006]	8/10
Wordplay [2006]	8/10
Bon Cop, Bad Cop [2006]	8/10
L'Horloge biologique [2005]	8/10
Sir! No Sir! [2005]	8/10
Who Killed the Electric Car? [2006]	8/10
World Trade Center [2006]	8/10
A Scanner Darkly [2006]	8/10
The Ant Bully [2006]	8/10
The Road to Guantanamo [2006]	8/10
Monster House [2006]	8/10
The Proposition [2005]	8/10
Superman Returns [2006]	8/10
The Devil Wears Prada [2006]	8/10
Blind Spot: Hitler's Secretary [2003]	8/10
The Devil and Daniel Johnston [2005]	8/10
Over the Hedge [2006]	8/10
Brick [2006]	8/10
United 93 [2006]	8/10
V for Vendetta [2006]	8/10
Thank You for Smoking [2005]	8/10
What the Bleep!?: Down the Rabbit Hole [2006]	8/10
Slither [2006]	8/10
Imax: Africa: The Serengeti [1994]	8/10
Eve and the Fire Horse [2006]	8/10
Imax: Kilimanjaro: To the Roof of Africa [2002]	8/10
Mrs. Henderson Presents [2005]	8/10
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [2005]	8/10
Syriana [2005]	8/10
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit [2005]	8/10
Walk the Line [2005]	8/10
Good Night, and Good Luck. [2005]	8/10
L'Audition [2005]	8/10
Wedding Crashers [2005]	8/10
North Country [2005]	8/10
In Her Shoes [2005]	8/10
Serenity [2005]	8/10
My Summer of Love [2004]	8/10
Red Eye [2005]	8/10
Saving Face [2004]	8/10
Murderball [2005]	8/10
Crash [2005]	8/10
Cinderella Man [2005]	8/10
Up and Down [2005]	8/10
Comme une image [2004]	8/10
Dear Frankie [2004]	8/10
Sin City [2005]	8/10
Robots [2005]	8/10
Travellers and Magicians [2003]	8/10
The Assassination of Richard Nixon [2005]	8/10
The Merchant of Venice [2005]	8/10
Ma vie en cinémascope [2004]	8/10
Un Long dimanche de fiançailles [2004]	8/10
The Aviator [2004]	8/10
The Sea Inside [2004]	8/10
The Machinist [2004]	8/10
The Polar Express [2004]	8/10
Ce qu'il reste de nous [2004]	8/10
Ray [2004]	8/10
Sideways [2004]	8/10
Garden State [2004]	8/10
Shaun of the Dead [2004]	8/10
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow [2004]	8/10
Festival Express [2003]	8/10
Hero [2004]	8/10
I, Robot [2004]	8/10
Beyond Borders [2003]	8/10
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran [2004]	8/10
Fahrenheit 9/11 [2004]	8/10
The Terminal [2004]	8/10
Monica la Mitraille [2004]	8/10
Osama [2004]	8/10
In America [2003]	8/10
Pontypool [2008]	7/10
Ce qu'il faut pour vivre [2008]	7/10
Saving Luna [2007]	7/10
Defiance [2009]	7/10
Entre les murs [2008]	7/10
Let the Right One In [2008]	7/10
Ne le dis à personne [2006]	7/10
Milk [2008]	7/10
Elsa & Fred [2005]	7/10
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist [2008]	7/10
Role Models [2008]	7/10
Changeling [2008]	7/10
Appaloosa [2008]	7/10
Imax: Grand Canyon Adventure: River at Risk [2008]	7/10
Frozen River [2008]	7/10
Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis [2008]	7/10
Sex and the City [2008]	7/10
Tropic Thunder [2008]	7/10
The Edge of Heaven [2007]	7/10
Wanted [2008]	7/10
Kenny [2006]	7/10
It's a Free World... [2007]	7/10
My Brother Is an Only Child [2007]	7/10
Maman est chez le coiffeur [2008]	7/10
Horton Hears a Who! [2008]	7/10
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian [2008]	7/10
The Visitor [2007]	7/10
Iron Man [2008]	7/10
Under the Same Moon [2007]	7/10
Borderline v.f. [2008]	7/10
The Band's Visit [2007]	7/10
War Dance [2007]	7/10
Enchanted [2007]	7/10
City of Men [2008]	7/10
In Bruges [2008]	7/10
There Will Be Blood [2007]	7/10
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep [2007]	7/10
Atonement [2007]	7/10
I Am Legend [2007]	7/10
Superbad [2007]	7/10
Gone Baby Gone [2007]	7/10
The Simpsons Movie [2007]	7/10
Michael Clayton [2007]	7/10
Into the Wild [2007]	7/10
The World'Â’s Best Commercials [2006]	7/10
Lady Chatterley [2006]	7/10
Gypsy Caravan [2006]	7/10
The Boss of It All [2006]	7/10
Chak De India [2007]	7/10
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix [2007]	7/10
Stardust [2007]	7/10
Sweet Mud [2006]	7/10
Jindabyne [2006]	7/10
Sunshine [2007]	7/10
Ocean's Thirteen [2007]	7/10
Ten Canoes [2006]	7/10
Bugs Bunny Film Festival [0]	7/10
28 Weeks Later... [2007]	7/10
Hot Fuzz [2007]	7/10
Year of the Dog [2007]	7/10
Sharkwater [2006]	7/10
Amazing Grace [2006]	7/10
Fido [2006]	7/10
The Pursuit of Happyness [2006]	7/10
Venus [2006]	7/10
Charlotte's Web [2006]	7/10
Snow Cake [2006]	7/10
Stranger Than Fiction [2006]	7/10
Monkey Warfare [2006]	7/10
Flushed Away [2006]	7/10
Catch a Fire [2006]	7/10
Shut Up & Sing [2006]	7/10
Flags of Our Fathers [2006]	7/10
The Prestige [2006]	7/10
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby [2006]	7/10
Astérix et les Vikings [2006]	7/10
The Descent [2005]	7/10
Click [2006]	7/10
Nacho Libre [2006]	7/10
Un Dimanche à Kigali [2006]	7/10
Banlieue 13 [2004]	7/10
Friends with Money [2006]	7/10
Akeelah and the Bee [2006]	7/10
Eight Below [2006]	7/10
Deep Blue [2003]	7/10
2005 Cannes International Advertising Festival [2005]	7/10
The Matador [2006]	7/10
Hostel [2006]	7/10
King Kong [2005]	7/10
Paradise Now [2005]	7/10
Thumbsucker [2005]	7/10
Water [2005]	7/10
Zathura [2005]	7/10
Separate Lies [2005]	7/10
Pride & Prejudice [2005]	7/10
Junebug [2005]	7/10
Grizzly Man [2005]	7/10
The Beautiful Country [2004]	7/10
Proof [2005]	7/10
The Exorcism of Emily Rose [2005]	7/10
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith [2005]	7/10
Broken Flowers [2005]	7/10
Darwin's Nightmare [2004]	7/10
Oldboy [2003]	7/10
Moolaadé [2004]	7/10
National Treasure [2004]	7/10
In the Realms of the Unreal [2004]	7/10
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events [2004]	7/10
Bad Education [2004]	7/10
Primer [2004]	7/10
Finding Neverland [2004]	7/10
Being Julia [2004]	7/10
Napoleon Dynamite [2004]	7/10
Les Choristes [2004]	7/10
Friday Night Lights [2004]	7/10
Confidences trop intimes [2004]	7/10
Mean Creek [2004]	7/10
We Don't Live Here Anymore [2004]	7/10
Elles étaient cinq [2004]	7/10
The Control Room [2004]	7/10
Secret Window [2004]	7/10
Collateral [2004]	7/10
The Manchurian Candidate [2004]	7/10
The Village [2004]	7/10
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring [2003]	7/10
The Bourne Supremacy [2004]	7/10
Good bye, Lenin! [2003]	7/10
Two Brothers [2004]	7/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind [2004]	7/10
Dawn of the Dead [2004]	7/10
Miracle [2004]	7/10
Along Came Polly [2004]	7/10
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince [2009]	6/10
Sunshine Cleaning [2009]	6/10
My Bloody Valentine [2009]	6/10
Babine [2008]	6/10
Mamma Mia! [2008]	6/10
I Served the King of England [2006]	6/10
Ben X [2007]	6/10
Young @ Heart [2007]	6/10
The Year My Parents Went on Vacation [2006]	6/10
12:08 East of Bucharest [2006]	6/10
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day [2008]	6/10
Paranoid Park [2007]	6/10
Honeydripper [2007]	6/10
Up the Yangtze [2007]	6/10
Charlie Bartlett [2007]	6/10
The World's Best Commercials [2007]	6/10
Caramel [2007]	6/10
This Is England [2006]	6/10
My Kid Could Paint That [2007]	6/10
Odette Toulemonde [2007]	6/10
Lars and the Real Girl [2007]	6/10
Eastern Promises [2007]	6/10
Journey from the Fall [2006]	6/10
Paprika [2006]	6/10
Mon meilleur ami [2006]	6/10
Once [2006]	6/10
Offside [2006]	6/10
The Lookout [2006]	6/10
Volver [2006]	6/10
Into Great Silence [2005]	6/10
Only Human [2004]	6/10
Omagh [2004]	6/10
A Prairie Home Companion [2006]	6/10
Inside Man [2006]	6/10
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang [2005]	6/10
Corpse Bride [2005]	6/10
The Aristocrats [2005]	6/10
Feux rouges [2004]	6/10
The Agronomist [2004]	6/10
Closer [2004]	6/10
Silent Waters [2004]	6/10
The Story of The Weeping Camel [2004]	6/10
Open Water [2003]	6/10
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi [2003]	6/10
Mean Girls [2004]	6/10
House of Sand and Fog [2003]	6/10
Spartan [2004]	6/10
OSS 117: Rio ne répond plus [2009]	5/10
Redbelt [2008]	5/10
Imax: Hurricane on the Bayou [2006]	5/10
The Darjeeling Limited [2007]	5/10
Brand Upon the Brain! [2006]	5/10
Inland Empire [2006]	5/10
Iraq in Fragments [2006]	5/10
U-Carmen e-Khayelitsha [2005]	5/10
The Holy Girl [2004]	5/10
Million Dollar Baby [2004]	5/10
Shaolin Soccer [2002]	5/10
Ginger Snaps [2001]	5/10
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street [2007]	3/10
Bamako [2006]	2/10
Old Joy [2006]	2/10
The Animation Show 3 [2007]	2/10
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story [2005]	1/10
Veer-Zaara [2004]	1/10

Bad taste... does not even begin to descibe this piece of trash. That's what this is and that's were it should stay. I walked out (along with several others) within the first half hour. The only reason I sat that long was to give it a fair shake. I regret that I spent the money on this in the first place, much more that I even sat more than 5 mins! Guess I am not one of the "cultural elite". Being a meat and potatoes person, I just do not find beastiality, child abuse and incest (amongst the other crap spouted in this "movie") humorous. If this "movie" is can only be appreciated by the "educated upper crust of society", it sure goes a long way to explaining why the World is in the state it is. I'll stay put, right where I am. Thank you very much. Do not rent this, do not buy this, just find as many copies as you can and burn them!

** WARNING ** Don't lose 90 minutes of your life that you will never ever get back!! You can't make a comedy out of sloppy shaky camerawork, bad audio and bad editing of dozens of actors that you haven't seen act in the last 10 years. This documentary (and its called this because it cost no money to make, and it's not even close to documentary standards) is soo boring wait for dvd, then don't rent it, let a friend rent it and tell you how boring it is. It's a bunch of washed up actors/comedians saying the same thing for 90 minutes, it's suppposed to be raunchy in nature but it's NOT!! The joke is on all [...] who will waste their time and money on this movie and pray and hope it will be funny, If you must go to see this MOVIE, don't hesitate to walk out in 20 minutes and get all your money back!! You can get the idea in about that time,[...]