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Worst movie ever. A real disaster. Don't go see it. Waste of time and money:(
2/10
8.11.2008 -
danerol555@ - age: 13-17
Sometimes one goes to a movie like this with hopes of some laughs even if the premise of the movie seems stupid. Sadly, this movie continues on with the trend to assume the movie-going public are just happy to throw their money away on any movie as long as it isn't something like Sex and the City (LOL) I was one of those people who thought this could be somewhat funny but it's going to be the last "spoof-type" film I'll ever go to and maybe it's time they quit making this garbage...
3/10
12.10.2008 -
jrs595@ - age: 36-49
It's the worst movie I've seen this year. I really wish these guys would put more thought into their writing instead of trying to capitalize on all the most recent pop culture trends.
1/10
6.10.2008 -
b-trench@ - age: 13-17
Why didn't I read the reviews before I went out and saw it? If movies reflect society, than we are in really really deep trouble. I recognized the 'musical comedy' genre soon after the movie started. It's not a terribly popular concept today but I can still live with that, but the values that are promoted and displayed here are almost evil. As for being funny, well, forget that.
1/10
6.10.2008 -
underwater_stuntman@ - age: 36-49
I was thinking to move from this country for a while now... after watching this movie I am determined to leave this retarded north american continent with its retards and their retarded bathroom humour. There is no freaking way when I have kids I would want them to grow up to be retards too like those who enjoy watching retarded hollywood cinema. That's it. I am sending resumes to france. Bye bye losers, good luck with getting screwed over by stephen harper, mccain and the retarded palin... what's her name - the one for who canada was the only vacation abroad, the one who's got a junkie son and a pregnant daughter. Good luck! I don't want to be part of this idiotic narrow-minded stupid redneck muslim hating racist mccain voting culture any more. For those who found this movie disturbingly retarded I recommend to watch the movie called IDIOCRACY.
1/10
17.9.2008 -
vulpesvulgaris@ - age: 26-35
Hilarious!!! Go see it. Cried I laughed so hard. :)
10/10
17.9.2008 -
ct11me@ - age: 13-17
This movie says it is 14A but it should be rated 18A not even close to as good as and other epic movies. Left 20 minutes in so much sexual and course language never gonna see it EVER!!!
1/10
16.9.2008 -
dumbestever@ - age: 18-25
I think it was so fun, the funniest person was the princess!!!
10/10
13.9.2008 -
sexycookie2007@ - age: 18-25
Just another example which shows that even if u spend your wardrobe allowance in a dollar store, get some junky with an IQ of 80 who has seen other movies movies to write u a script, give him a bong and STILL manage to make money... I actually applaud to the producers, they show that you can sell anything. I mean sure we hated it, but it's a "ka-ching" sound to them since we already paid.
1/10
13.9.2008 -
antondavidenko@ - age: 18-25
It was the most borring movie ever! Not funny at all!!
1/10
13.9.2008 -
yellie13@ - age: 13-17
Lmao!! I laughed so much in this movie. I have a weird sence of humor though I love all these movies! I want to see it again.
10/10
12.9.2008 -
tashajane,xx@ - age: 13-17
This is the greatest comedy of all time and I laughed my pants off! If you see it you won't be disappointed. This movie is terrific!
10/10
12.9.2008 -
yoinator@ - age: 1-12
The rate 1 is not enough to describe this movie at least -00000 is the best adjective of this flick. I hope this is the last movie that they're going to make.
1/10
11.9.2008 -
chi2nt@ - age: 26-35
I know alot of people were saying it was horrible but I kind of liked it. Some parts were very stupid though!
6/10
10.9.2008 -
silly950@ - age: 13-17
Worst movie ever, just about wanted to ask for my admission money back. Tried way to hard to be funny and purely was not funny at all. I think I honestly laughed out loud once.
2/10
10.9.2008 -
ramtough_20@ - age: 18-25
Bad with a capital B No I will not watch it again. Grass growing would be better.
4/10
10.9.2008 -
kronezz@ - age: 36-49
Even though the Rotten Tomatoes website gave this film a 0 out of 100 rating, I decided to give it a chance since I liked the Scary/Date/Epic movies. In 45 years of going to the theatre, this is the worst comedy that I have ever seen. I did not even smile or chuckle once, yet alone laugh. The legendary director Stanley Kubrick said that no matter how bad a movie is, there is at least one good moment in it. If he had lived long enough to see this 'disaster', he would have retracted his statement.
1/10
9.9.2008 -
chesterb@ - age: 36-49
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Couldn't have picked a better title!! I think they should stop milking this novelty already.
1/10
9.9.2008 -
fourthnote@ - age: 26-35
The name of the movie speaks for itself "Disaster Movie"- avoid at all costs...
1/10
9.9.2008 -
joshyboy998@ - age: 26-35
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My not-so-adoring public, my non-existant fans, I bring you yet another torrent of hatred and bile for yet another Movie: Disaster Movie. I could make a joke about its title, how appropriate it is, but that would be obvious and unsophisticated. So I will. Disaster Movie is exactly that, a disaster. One could posit that it is a good film, but these people are generally either unaccostumed to decent film, or, to be frank, the victim of several brain-cell killing concussions. You know how whenever you drink, you're supposed to become duller and your brain-cells begin evacuating the flood of chemicals? This film is like Hurricane Katrina for the little guys. You can feel your brain beginning to atrophy and melt while watching this. That is not a pleasant sensation, unless it's already slid down the drain with a sickening slurp from repeated viewings of Meet The Spartans and Epic Movie that many of the people giving this heap above 5/10 must have endured. When I see movies like this, you know what it makes me think of? Darfur. The DRC. Ethiopia. Places that actually could use the money the [...] stains who created this make off of these films. You may be saying, Oh SovietRazor, if you hate the film creators so much, why did you pay 10$ to see their abortion of cinema? Well, actually I didn't. I had an unused coupon so I got in for 3. Even so, that was far, far too much money, [...] Emerging from the dark torture chamber that was the viewing of Disaster Movie, I felt! I! Should have been paid for seeing it. And that's all I have to say, about that.
1/10
8.9.2008 -
sovietrazor@ - age: 13-17
Plain, rude, inconsistent, no plot, no logics, is so stupid that is offensive.
1/10
7.9.2008 -
miralda@ - age: 36-49
Funniest movie I've ever seen. Anyone who saw any of those kind of epic movies or scary movies, this was definitely the best.
10/10
7.9.2008 -
drake_flynn_55@ - age: 13-17
This movie is really funny and I went to dee it for my birthday party. Great movie that you will not regret seeing.
10/10
6.9.2008 -
littlemissprincess4life@ - age: 1-12
So silly , disgusting! It was supposed to be comedy though.
1/10
6.9.2008 -
mariazirkly@ - age: 26-35
This movie sucks. Don't bother even considering it... avoid it I'm warning you... seriously... in 4 words :horrible, catastrophic, moronic, idiotic.
1/10
5.9.2008 -
gweny_girl24@
Wow this movie is flippin dumb... how bout grow up and make a real movie , not imitate other peoples movies, especially ones I like [...]
1/10
5.9.2008 -
phillyds@ - age: 13-17
It was funny but stupid. And the costumes sucked but otherwise it was ok.
8/10
5.9.2008 -
lee_ogrady@ - age: 13-17
I can't believe people actually liked this movie! It's literally the worst movie ever (on imdb) I'm not sure why a terrible fake Amy Winehouse would be in a movie about natural disasters? Or any of the other stupid pop culture spoofs that were mentioned for that matter. DO NOT see this movie. It's been done, (better), about a thousand times already!
1/10
5.9.2008 -
jen_savedtheday@ - age: 18-25
It is not a "disaster movie". This movie is just a disaster.
1/10
4.9.2008 -
serg132003@ - age: 36-49
Honestly, I have no words. Thankfully, I had free premiere tickets, however I will never get that hour or so back.
1/10
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