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It was alright lost of boobs lol great plot action every 5 minutes love the ending I saw the first crank and woah blew me away this one I didn't understand as much oh well action and boobs go together great.
7/10
26.10.2009 -
kingconnorkk@ - age: 13-17
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A big waste of time the story was nonexistent and it was simply a rehash of the first, complete with more cursing and too much bs. Hopefully Crank 3 goes straight to dvd to save anyone from overpaying to see it the first time.
1/10
6.9.2009 -
bmubersoldat52@ - age: 18-25
I hate the first film because it lacked action, per se, throughout. This film was over the top but extremely violent and action packed, which the first one should have been, and I actually enjoyed it. After seeing this movie I still hate the first one.
7/10
5.7.2009 -
gaiderdraco@ - age: 26-35
Great action movie!!! First one was even a little slower... :)
9/10
30.5.2009 -
7-ka@ - age: 26-35
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Kick [...], non-stop action with lots of naked strippers getting shot, over the top action, really really funny. Don't take it to seriously or don't go. If you have to analyze how real or fake movies are this is not the one for you.
10/10
24.5.2009 -
exavise@ - age: 18-25
Its awesome. Super fun movie. It's not meant to be realistic.
10/10
20.5.2009 -
carolratcliffe77@ - age: 26-35
I was a fan of the first movie and while this one was more of the same, I thought it fizzled out a little near the end. Too much was borrowed from the first movie and the new bits didn't seem to work that well, for me at least. If you didn't like the first one, I'm guessing you won't like this one.
6/10
18.5.2009 -
parker2@ - age: 36-49
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Very campy in spots but entertaining... kind of like a cult type film... there was very little chance that this world could ever exist, but you could equate it to a very strange dream.
6/10
17.5.2009 -
whohasseendwin@ - age: 36-49
If there weren't some comical moments this movie will be worth the lowest rate. So quite good movie for young dreaming machos.
6/10
16.5.2009 -
vasko705@ - age: 36-49
Where do I start? The language, is that necessary with all the swear... also the movie was boring... it had no story line to it, no wonder it got a 5 0ut of 10... dont waste your time going to see it, if u have to, rent it, tho that would be a waste of 5.oo.
1/10
12.5.2009 -
lorbos@ - age: 36-49
Worst movie I have ever seen, worst movie since Mikey Blue Eyes... and the movie was horrible. Don't waste your time, don't even rent it, avoid it for the rest of you're life, I would rather watch gladiator 3541354685 times, then watch half of this movie.
1/10
10.5.2009 -
zackiedubya_35@ - age: 13-17
Never a dull moment, very exciting all the way. Wonderful editing... a great ride and hilarious... after that x-men was really booorrriiinnnggg.
9/10
5.5.2009 -
norman_haerens@ - age: 36-49
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I thought... before I saw the movie... he fell out of a helicopter at over 1000 feet didn't he? How is it he's back? I went to see it to find out and really, it didn't say but I did get to see him fall out of the helicopter again and fine... he wasn't liquefied or anything but so what... if you can believe Jet lee's Rope tricks or put your sense of reality on hold for that... then why not just go with it. For action lovers, there are a lot of good scenes here, Jason S. Always delivers those and then some... hell, there is everything in this movie along with quite a few sight gags... lots of them. The one where he goes flying off the motorcycle and lands on top of his friend... well... it was funny ha ha and funny queer. All in all, it had me right up until the end and it was too bad...'was that it' I thought... give me a break... crap... what, the writer fall asleep, have a stroke and they got someone else to finish it... what? I don't want to 'spoil' it for you but I thought... great... they are seguing into a sequel, aren't they? A lot more obvious than the last time... who would have thought... Didn't he fall over 1000 feet out of a 'copter? Still... see it, if you want a lot of action and some laughs... and if you like a lot of gratuitous mammary shots... there are a few of those as well...
10/10
4.5.2009 -
impuresoul_69@ - age: 36-49
I did not see the first one so did not know what to expect. From the first 2 minutes, you either get it or you don't. I found this movie to be very entertaining. Loads of hilarious scenarios. Better than most films out there (i.e. Paul Blart Mall Cop and Fast & Furious, $145 million each, such a shame) If you enjoy ridiculous violence mixed with British humour, then this movie delivers, as it is well done and very fun.
7/10
4.5.2009 -
swasson@ - age: 36-49
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Super, full of action, the actor I love watching all his films, he is the new Bruce Willis, their roles are at the extreme of daring, danger, a very modern man it must be a belier or a bull, it darkens and there is nothing, not even stop the death...
9/10
3.5.2009 -
khadijarais@ - age: 36-49
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For a quick action fix, Crank 2 comes close to delivering but falls short of the mark. Some of the scenes are very entertaining but the movie's tempo is very fractured. I enjoyed how random some of the tangents were but I felt none of them were developed properly. I like some of the editing choices to but it's hard to see how this movie would be enjoyable without the help of heavy hallucinogenics... and even at that... There is no ending and it's frankly laughable (though unsurprising) that the makers of the movie couldn't come up with a better ending than Jason Statham flipping off the audience... not a very good cap to two hours wasted.
2/10
3.5.2009 -
some_account@ - age: 26-35
Stupid movie without any substance. Jason Statham gambled is reputation on this one but it backfired. Story other than poor orchestred fighting scenes make no sense what so ever.
3/10
3.5.2009 -
casper999@ - age: 50+
A real money waster. Too disappointed with Jason's performance.
1/10
2.5.2009 -
josephroy@ - age: 36-49
I did not like this movie. I saw le first one and it was soo much better this one was to exagerated and it dosen't finishes well.
5/10
2.5.2009 -
patcool44@ - age: 13-17
Could have more of a story to it, and ending at least.
6/10
1.5.2009 -
green_bay09@ - age: 18-25
This movie what worst than the first one. Jason Statham is a great actor but this movie did him no justice.
3/10
30.4.2009 -
taz2005@ - age: 18-25
This was a total waste of time. I can't believe this movie made it to the theater. It was two hours of my life I will never get back. I hope they think twice before comming out with a movie this bad. I expected better from Lions Gate.
1/10
30.4.2009 -
ryangladu27@ - age: 18-25
For all those that "hated" the movie, I guess it just isn't your type of movie. I'll admit that on several occasions the director pushed it a bit too far. However if you're not looking for something that will blow your mind with a deep intellectual story line =D, this action packed hilarious comedy will keep you entertained for the 1h30 it lasts. ***Stay for the credits at the end***
8/10
29.4.2009 -
s,ig,06@ - age: 18-25
Worst movie ever. Disgusted movie. Regret to watch it.
1/10
29.4.2009 -
chnleer@ - age: 36-49
Just a plain awesome rampage of a movie. Gunfights, nudity and Jason Statham = one hell of an action movie!
8/10
28.4.2009 -
god_smack9@ - age: 18-25
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EPIC WIN!!! Amazing movie just like the first one. I loved the random branches it took. Hilarious. And to all those who "hated" this movie cause it was to unrealistic or just "full of nonsense". What did you expect. If you had seen the first one theres no way you can expect a second, more over the top one, to be realistic. Take the stick out of your ass and just enjoy the movie for what it is: PURE EPIC AWESOMNESS.
10/10
28.4.2009 -
brushinko@ - age: 13-17
Complete waste of time. Full of rediculous scenes, just boob shots and unrealistic fight scenes.
1/10
28.4.2009 -
moynaugh@ - age: 18-25
Those who said this movie sucks just didn't get it - it's not supposed to be taken "seriously", this is NOT a serious movie - it's about fun, excitement... a few gross scenes, but hey, it's all in good fun (actually, this reminds me of Tarantino, and if you like his films, you will love this one, just don't expect any profound truths or deep meaning. Jason is at the top of his game, Amy Smart is superhot and the movie was just plain fun (and cameo appearances by David Carradine and Ron Jeremy didn't hurt)
8/10
28.4.2009 -
mask011@ - age: 50+
THe movie was really bad, it's a duplicate of the first movie no sens...
1/10
27.4.2009 -
brunol@ - age: 26-35
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Stratham delivers a very good performance that is totally destroyed by bad cinematography, bad editting, cheap graphics, thin plot points, tongue and cheek Godzilla sequence, insulting childhood flashback sequence and a stike by Porn industry workers. The best parts of the movie are the female anatomy sequences and the abundant cathartic violence. This movie only makes sense if you have 3-4 beers before or during the show.
2/10
27.4.2009 -
czinkota@ - age: 50+
Hummm... it was... entertaining... nothing else... 1st one was better... there were too many short scenes that was weird or boring... they should have cut them out of the picture... otherwise, great entertainement... Everytime Statham gets a shock, you get cranked up too!!!
6/10
27.4.2009 -
dansky80@ - age: 26-35
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Bad film. Daughter thought it was the worst ever. Lots of killing and stupid sequences. Hard to believe someone was paid to write this.
1/10
26.4.2009 -
clarke10999@ - age: 36-49
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The first one was by far better.. Too much blood and sex for nothing in this movie. Some funny jokes saved it from being a disaster.. If you really have nothing to do, this movie can kill 2 hours.
5/10
26.4.2009 -
marc_charbel@ - age: 18-25
The fisrt part was very good, but this part he repeats himself, I was very boring.
4/10
26.4.2009 -
nesrine_ag@ - age: 26-35
This is a crazy, ridiculous movie I ever see, anyways is pretty good.
9/10
26.4.2009 -
saga2006@ - age: 18-25
To all the [...] that said this was an awesome movie. Obviously you need to have your heads examined. This is one of the worst movies of all time. The only way to put it is to say that this was 2 hrs of my life that I will never get back!!!
1/10
26.4.2009 -
cjheeg@ - age: 36-49
So it's obviously intended to be a relentless thrill ride with little reward to the intellectual, but honestly, the 'action-packed' content of this movie was mediocre at best, except at times when it was offbeat and kind of awkward to watch. This movie was actually so bad it made my date cry. Not because it was too Gory, but because it was so stupid and uninterest, granted it wasn't her type of movie to begin with but I assure you, that that is a personal first. Jason Statham is usually awesome. This is a Career low. Nothing in this movie is worth money to see, and honestly you couldn't pay me the $12 dollars to see it ever again. Run away from this flick.
1/10
26.4.2009 -
josue_anderson@ - age: 18-25
Omg this movie is such garbage, I can't believe I wasted money on this. The first one was awesome and crank 2 totally ruined Jason 4 me, I cant believe he agreed to act in this joke of a movie.
1/10
25.4.2009 -
jmcconnell65@ - age: 18-25
I probably would of given this movie an 8 but since there are so many that underrated this movie I had to gve it a 10. What did you expect? Did you not see the first one? This movie was great. Everything that I expected but more. A little over the top at times but then again so was lord of the rings and they got good ratings...
10/10
25.4.2009 -
andreassudfeld@ - age: 26-35
What a phenomenal movie. Stop reading this review and go see it right now. What, you're still here?
10/10
25.4.2009 -
bjannati@ - age: 26-35
Funny, raunchy, looks like Hollywood took a spin through Porno valley. Personnally, the sequel took the first one through the ringer and ruined it. I think it tried to get on the soap box and bring attention to the Chinese organ harvesting, nice try. It could have been better, the first one was by far the best. In short High Voltage was a let down.
6/10
25.4.2009 -
holymoly008@ - age: 36-49
This film isn't for everyone; it's crass, rude, full of stereotypes, there is gratuitous sex and violence. I loved it! I must have more crank.
10/10
24.4.2009 -
jawsua@ - age: 36-49
Very interesting. A fast pace action film. For all action film lovers.
8/10
24.4.2009 -
im4u2001@ - age: 26-35
The good does not outweigh the bad. This is like an over the top poor extension of the first one, that tries to make up with glitter what it looses in substance.
4/10
24.4.2009 -
drozzy@ - age: 18-25
Just a waste of money, I left half way through the movie.
1/10
24.4.2009 -
naso_14@ - age: 36-49
Wow!! What a piece of crap! 1/10 is generous. I don't even think a movie like this should exist. Walking out of the theater 30 minutes into it was definitely the best choice I made that night.
1/10
24.4.2009 -
cplante21@ - age: 26-35
I don't even have the words to describe my disappointment for this movie. I loved the first Crank. This one is nothing like it. Not even worth have movie price on tuesdays. Seriously... WTF! I can't imagine that the people who actually made the movie, watched it at the end and APPROVED it... What a loss of money! It is so bad... I felt bad for the actors, really. What's with the nintendo scenes and movements anyway? And why the hell does Linkin Park's singer and ex spice girl Gerry Halliwell were there? I just can't remember a movie being so bad, all other crap movies are good when you see this one.
1/10
24.4.2009 -
melissagroulx@ - age: 18-25
This movie is awesome, cool and funny. Of course, the story is none sense but just watch it to entertain you and don t walk out of the theater to fast, u ll miss some funny scenes at the end. We really enjoy it, my bf prefers this movie than the first Crank. Bai Ling is funny and cute.
8/10
24.4.2009 -
monicafia@ - age: 26-35
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Worst movie ever! Felt like crying!! Left the theatre angrily...
1/10
23.4.2009 -
sjfs@ - age: 18-25
The best part of this movie was the ending credits for two reasons... One, I knew the movie was finally over Two, There are some scenes worth sticking around for in the credits. This movie had me squirming at times, very uncomfortable at other times and I'm not a prude.
2/10
23.4.2009 -
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