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134 user reviews

4.9/10

Average votes grouped by age and by sex:
Age:   1-12    13-17   18-25   26-35   36-49    50+    Total  
Men:
Votes:
6.6
7
5.8
39
4.1
27
4.8
10
4
5
2.3
3
5
92
Women:
Votes:
7
3
6.5
14
3.1
14
1.2
4
4.5
2
-
0
4.6
37
Total:
Votes:
6.7
11
5.9
57
3.8
41
3.8
14
4.1
7
2.3
3
4.9
134
Total includes also voters who didn't specify their sex.

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It was a very bad movie and it was barely even 80 minutes. It would've gotten a 1 but I watched it on TV for free and wasn't even worth that.
3/10
7.8.2008 - littlemissprincess4life@ - age: 1-12
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It was so stupid, I hated it it was too gay and the 60 or so minute length you might as-well call it a tv special movie.
2/10
29.7.2008 - kingconnorkk@ - age: 1-12
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I love shrek baby in this movie and the penguin from happy feet it is hilarious.
10/10
25.7.2008 - diegoborat@ - age: 13-17
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This movie is awesome go see it or rent it it's funny and interesting.
10/10
25.7.2008 - diego_3881-cent@ - age: 13-17
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I watched this movie while babysitting for my older cousin who rents every movie ever, after their kids went to bed. Honestly, this one was pretty atrocious. Why do these guys keep making these movies? Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Sweet Iscariot on a flaming chariot do they even make anything original? How many crappy, smushed together strings of obvious pop culture humour-that-isn't- really-humour, -just-referances are the public willing to accept like sewage water into a gaping tunnel of stupid? That was 40 million dollars that could have gone to orphans, or starving kids, or cancer research, but nooo, you have a (...) movie to watch! Frankly, I think the world's average IQ would skyrocket if the makers of this film jumped off a bridge. In short, crap movie! Don't see it unless you think mentioning Brittany Spears is hilarious! And if so, please don't have children. It could be hereditary.
1/10
11.7.2008 - sovietrazor@ - age: 13-17
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Lets see... it spoofed Spiderman, Ugly Betty, American Idol, Star Wars, Transformers, Deal or No deal, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, that crazy dude with the "leave Britney alone video", Sanjaya, Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and Vietnamises adoptions, Yo Mamma Jokes, March of the Pengiuns (or any penguin movie for that matter).. not 1 single original idea in this whole film, just pop culture and stupid gay jokes... for people with IQ's in single digits ONLY!! I only went to see it to accompany a friend and she had to buy me lunch afterwards, for wasting my time and potentially killing a few brain cells...
1/10
28.4.2008 - gin_ee_us@ - age: 18-25
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Just plain bad. All the comments above says this is a teen movie... well I'm only 13 and I thought it sucks. Went to go see it in dollar cinema, only wasted 2 dollars to see it. Don't even watch it for free.
1/10
5.4.2008 - pj_david_theking@ - age: 13-17
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Awesome. Amazing go see. I loved it so much. It is the best movie I've seen in a LONG time.
10/10
22.3.2008 - michaelspeeps@ - age: 13-17
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I thought it was a great movie for kids but they wrote the story line horribly. I went to see it with my parents I laughed but my parents didn't if you are a kid go see it it is hilarious if you are an adult don't go waste $5 or an 150 min of your life seriously.
7/10
7.3.2008 - hockeyfreak_double-aa@ - age: 1-12
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This was the worst movie seen I've seen in my life and I'm only 11!
1/10
3.3.2008 - gomes_brendan@ - age: 1-12
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I dont even know why this movie is considered a comedy there were no funny parts every thing was soo repetitive. They tried to put in to many celeb joke and so many stereotypes not funny at all, dont even think of seeing it, take your money and go.
1/10
23.2.2008 - trev,mcconnell@ - age: 13-17
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This movie was the stupidest, lamest thing I ever saw. No words can describe. I can't believe anyone who says "it's for teens you dumb old people" but [...] I'm 16 and it was the worst freakin' movie I EVER SAW.
1/10
22.2.2008 - catherinessmith@ - age: 13-17
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No wonder the [...] below me gave it a 10... this [...] wanted to fit in by calling an american movie good... this movie was GARBAGE... just one big sh1tty commercial. This was the worst parody I have ever watched.
1/10
21.2.2008 - justmyfriendz@ - age: 18-25
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Its so funny make meat the spartans 2 and do it more funny.
10/10
20.2.2008 - sereja-boy@ - age: 13-17
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Worst [...] movie ever Extremely gay and extremely a waste of time 300 was a masterpiece this movie was a piece of crap.
1/10
19.2.2008 - derfer_6969@ - age: 13-17
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Wow this was very very very stupid. Don't watch it its so gay and so stupid it doesn't even make sense!
1/10
18.2.2008 - russian@ - age: 13-17
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I laughed very few times. Terrible movie!
2/10
18.2.2008 - chickon_warz_2@ - age: 18-25
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Omg... this was the worst movie ever. I felt like I was gonna barf all over the screen. It was like something I could have wrote with my friends except even THAT would have better. It's a complete waste of money and I would rate it a zero if I could...
1/10
17.2.2008 - irockyoursocksoff@ - age: 13-17
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Haha I loved it!! So funny! But I don't recommend this to older people with no sense of humor.
10/10
17.2.2008 - saradomin_owns@ - age: 1-12
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As stupid as the 300 movie was, only with an attempt to be funny. Remember even stupid movies will have fans: Stupids.
3/10
16.2.2008 - rfarsangi@ - age: 13-17
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Almost painful to watch. Terribly LAME jokes. A good spoof movie would best avoid making fun of pop culture that 12 year olds watch, because they're the only ones that are gonna find it funny.
1/10
14.2.2008 - all_in_a_system89@ - age: 18-25
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That was probably the worst movie ever made, I left half way through it was so bad, ya if there was a 0/10 I would have given it that. IT SUCKED!!!
1/10
14.2.2008 - kool@ - age: 26-35
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Not really that funny. Some of the mock scenes of the game shows and dancing shows were funny but the rest was quite lame. Took the homosexual humor way to far in my mind.
1/10
14.2.2008 - brianreesor1@ - age: 18-25
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If there is Zero/10 I wouldn't have hesistated!!
1/10
12.2.2008 - sandood_318@ - age: 18-25
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Hilarious!! But why not, it has such an easy target, as 300 sucked! Actually, it is more historically accurate than 300.13 warriors, lol. Don’t forget to watch right through all the end credits. I wish it was longer. I haven’t watched much from Carmen Electra recently, but she’s funny.
7/10
12.2.2008 - clifforda@ - age: 36-49
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Two hours of my life I'll never get back... Very lame movie and in my opinion, not appropriate for anyone under 16.14 is definitely too Young, despite what the rating says. The jokes were not funny and the acting was forced. Run. Away. Go see something else.
3/10
12.2.2008 - mutantq@ - age: 36-49
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THIS MOVIE SUCKED!!! Seriously half the movie from the commercials wasn't in it. Do not go if u were thinking about it :&
1/10
12.2.2008 - craigm@ - age: 13-17
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It was kinda funny but alot of childish humor and it was very corny but epic movie was better aand date movie was worse I would advise u to see it if u can see it free.
3/10
11.2.2008 - jaredwillmer_333@ - age: 1-12
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This movie was absolutely amazing all you old retarded humourless people should go [...]! HILARIOUS!
10/10
10.2.2008 - t,crooke@ - age: 13-17
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This movie was just terrible. It was not funny at all. I just wanted to watch a movie that would make me laugh... but this movie did not make me laugh at all. It was horrible. Absolutely dreadful.
1/10
10.2.2008 - lucky_618_7@ - age: 50+
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[ATTENTION: This review reveals content of the movie.]
As the rating says, worst movie ever, avoid at all costs. Not only was the story line retarded and the effects pitiful, the jokes were just NOT FUNNY. Seriously, there are tow recuring jokes: that the spartans are all gay, and that Leonidus likes kicking people into the put of death. That's it. It's an hour and a half oh guys dancing and of other guys falling into holes. The writers, and anyone else who was involved in the making of this movie, should be kept as far away from another production as possible. So, to sum up, this is the pointess peice of movie ever. EVER. Epic Movie was way better, which is saying something because epic movie wasn't that good. But still.
1/10
9.2.2008 - evanss92@ - age: 13-17
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A-w-e-s-o-m-e man, it was sooo funy, don't listen anyone else, go see it now!!! :)
10/10
9.2.2008 - kitty09_6@ - age: 1-12
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