The Ice Harvest [2005] Movie Reviews on CinemaClock

Title	Vote
The Prestige [2006]	10/10
The Last King of Scotland [2006]	10/10
The Blood Diamond [2006]	10/10
Pan's Labyrinth [2006]	10/10
True Romance [1993]	10/10
Dexter [TV]	10/10
A Scanner Darkly [2006]	10/10
Gridiron Gang [2006]	10/10
The Illusionist [2006]	10/10
Transformers [2007]	10/10
Clerks II [2006]	10/10
North Country [2005]	10/10
Clerks [1994]	10/10
The Descent [2005]	10/10
Cinderella Man [2005]	10/10
Akeelah and the Bee [2006]	10/10
The Truman Show [1998]	10/10
300 [2007]	10/10
Corpse Bride [2005]	10/10
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [2005]	10/10
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999]	10/10
Down in the Valley [2005]	10/10
The Wind That Shakes the Barley [2006]	10/10
The Departed [2006]	10/10
Little Miss Sunshine [2006]	10/10
Land of the Dead [2005]	10/10
Casshern [2004]	10/10
Stay [2005]	10/10
Lucky Number Slevin [2006]	10/10
Domino [2005]	10/10
Saw III [2006]	10/10
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning [2006]	10/10
V for Vendetta [2006]	10/10
We Were Soldiers [2002]	10/10
National Treasure [2004]	10/10
Eight Below [2006]	10/10
Constantine [2005]	10/10
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [2005]	10/10
Munich [2005]	10/10
Rent [2005]	10/10
Hostage [2005]	10/10
21 Grams [2003]	10/10
Million Dollar Baby [2004]	10/10
187 [1997]	10/10
Haute tension [2003]	10/10
12 Monkeys [1995]	10/10
The Machinist [2004]	10/10
Saw II [2005]	10/10
Batman Begins [2005]	10/10
Casino [1995]	10/10
Blue Car [2003]	10/10
Hotel Rwanda [2004]	10/10
Ray [2004]	10/10
The Jacket [2005]	10/10
Fargo [1996]	10/10
Army Of Darkness [1993]	10/10
Coach Carter [2005]	10/10
War of the Worlds [2005]	10/10
Crash [2005]	10/10
Ladder 49 [2004]	10/10
Antwone Fisher [2002]	10/10
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith [2005]	10/10
A Nightmare On Elm Street [1984]	10/10
Magnolia [1999]	10/10
Sin City [2005]	10/10
Spider-Man 2 [2004]	10/10
1408 [2007]	9/10
We Are Marshall [2006]	9/10
Black Snake Moan [2007]	9/10
Saw IV [2007]	9/10
Happy Feet [2006]	9/10
Children of Men [2006]	9/10
Babel [2006]	9/10
Infamous [2006]	9/10
Ice Age: The Meltdown [2006]	9/10
Halloween [2007]	9/10
Live Free or Die Hard [2007]	9/10
The Constant Gardener [2005]	9/10
Bon Cop, Bad Cop [2006]	9/10
Good Night, and Good Luck. [2005]	9/10
Conversations with Other Women [2005]	9/10
Cars [2006]	9/10
The World's Fastest Indian [2006]	9/10
Man of the Year [2006]	9/10
Proof [2005]	9/10
Curious George [2006]	9/10
Kinky Boots [2006]	9/10
La Marche de l'Empereur [2005]	9/10
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang [2005]	9/10
The Dark Hours [2005]	9/10
Hoodwinked [2006]	9/10
Invincible [2006]	9/10
United 93 [2006]	9/10
Scoop [2006]	9/10
Dogtown and Z-Boys [2002]	9/10
American Rhapsody [2001]	9/10
Pay It Forward [2000]	9/10
Life [1999]	9/10
Ghost World [2001]	9/10
Match Point [2005]	9/10
Superman Returns [2006]	9/10
The Polar Express [2004]	9/10
Over the Hedge [2006]	9/10
Cry Wolf [2005]	9/10
X-Men 3: The Last Stand [2006]	9/10
Running Scared [2006]	9/10
16 Blocks [2006]	9/10
Inside Man [2006]	9/10
Final Destination 3 [2006]	9/10
The Hills Have Eyes [2006]	9/10
The Weather Man [2005]	9/10
Chicken Little [2005]	9/10
Mindhunters [2004]	9/10
Serenity [2005]	9/10
Hustle & Flow [2005]	9/10
Breakfast on Pluto [2005]	9/10
Monster's Ball [2002]	9/10
A History of Violence [2005]	9/10
Capote [2005]	9/10
Murderball [2005]	9/10
Two for the Money [2005]	9/10
The Amityville Horror [2005]	9/10
Four Brothers [2005]	9/10
The Exorcism of Emily Rose [2005]	9/10
Lords of Dogtown [2005]	9/10
Man on Fire [2004]	9/10
Confidence [2003]	9/10
The Island [2005]	9/10
Dazed and Confused [1993]	9/10
K-Pax [2001]	9/10
The Devil's Rejects [2005]	9/10
The Count Of Monte Cristo [2002]	9/10
Boyz N The Hood [1991]	9/10
Wimbledon [2004]	9/10
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban [2004]	9/10
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone [2001]	9/10
Assault on Precinct 13 [2005]	9/10
The Incredibles [2004]	9/10
Cop Land [1997]	9/10
The Amityville Horror [1979]	9/10
Dead Silence [2007]	8/10
Zodiac [2007]	8/10
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem [2007]	8/10
200 Cigarettes [1999]	8/10
Elementary Particles [2006]	8/10
Little Fish [2005]	8/10
Heavy Metal F.A.K.K. 2 [2000]	8/10
30 Days of Night [2007]	8/10
Freedom Writers [2007]	8/10
Turistas [2006]	8/10
Déjà Vu [2006]	8/10
The Pursuit of Happyness [2006]	8/10
Bobby [2006]	8/10
The Devil Wears Prada [2006]	8/10
Candy [2006]	8/10
Catch a Fire [2006]	8/10
The Cooler [2004]	8/10
School for Scoundrels [2006]	8/10
Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story [2005]	8/10
The Last Kiss [2006]	8/10
Seven Times Lucky [2004]	8/10
Niagara Motel [2005]	8/10
Fearless [2006]	8/10
Syriana [2005]	8/10
You, Me and Dupree [2006]	8/10
November [2004]	8/10
The Family Stone [2005]	8/10
A Simple Curve [2005]	8/10
Broken Flowers [2005]	8/10
The Interpreter [2005]	8/10
Elizabethtown [2005]	8/10
The Matador [2006]	8/10
Failure to Launch [2006]	8/10
An Inconvenient Truth [2006]	8/10
Edmond [2006]	8/10
Hard Core Logo [1996]	8/10
Twelve and Holding [2006]	8/10
Friends with Money [2006]	8/10
10th & Wolf [2006]	8/10
The Wild [2006]	8/10
Fun with Dick and Jane [2005]	8/10
Silent Hill [2006]	8/10
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams [2002]	8/10
The Night Listener [2006]	8/10
Crank [2006]	8/10
Mission: Impossible 3 [2006]	8/10
An American Haunting [2005]	8/10
Titus [1999]	8/10
The Man [2005]	8/10
Solaris [2002]	8/10
Enduring Love [2004]	8/10
Monster House [2006]	8/10
The Omen [2006]	8/10
Hard Candy [2006]	8/10
Bad Boys II [2003]	8/10
The Girl Next Door [2004]	8/10
Something's Gotta Give [2003]	8/10
Super Size Me [2004]	8/10
Derailed [2005]	8/10
Undertow [2004]	8/10
When a Stranger Calls [2006]	8/10
Glory Road [2006]	8/10
Highwaymen [2003]	8/10
Thumbsucker [2005]	8/10
Big Fish [2003]	8/10
Jarhead [2005]	8/10
Wolf Creek [2005]	8/10
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind [2002]	8/10
Annapolis [2006]	8/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire [2005]	8/10
Robots [2005]	8/10
Intermission [2003]	8/10
Lord of War [2005]	8/10
City By The Sea [2002]	8/10
Doom [2005]	8/10
8MM [1999]	8/10
28 Days [2000]	8/10
15 Minutes [2000]	8/10
Stealth [2005]	8/10
The Musketeer [2001]	8/10
Seabiscuit [2003]	8/10
Mean Creek [2004]	8/10
The Sweetest Thing [2002]	8/10
Lost in Translation [2003]	8/10
Two Brothers [2004]	8/10
Be Cool [2005]	8/10
Bringing Out The Dead [1999]	8/10
The Notebook [2004]	8/10
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets [2002]	8/10
Enemy Of The State [1998]	8/10
I, Robot [2004]	8/10
Shark Tale [2004]	8/10
Collateral [2004]	8/10
The Ring Two [2005]	8/10
The Forgotten [2004]	8/10
Cursed [2005]	8/10
The Village [2004]	8/10
Starsky & Hutch [2004]	8/10
House On Haunted Hill [1999]	8/10
Renaissance [2006]	7/10
Music and Lyrics [2007]	7/10
The Holiday [2006]	7/10
Breach [2007]	7/10
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer [2006]	7/10
Night at the Museum [2006]	7/10
Shooter [2007]	7/10
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius [2001]	7/10
Alpha Dog [2006]	7/10
Miss Potter [2006]	7/10
Me and You and Everyone We Know [2005]	7/10
Casino Royale [2006]	7/10
Eragon [2006]	7/10
The Marsh [2006]	7/10
Notes on a Scandal [2006]	7/10
Little Children [2006]	7/10
Charlotte's Web [2006]	7/10
Trust the Man [2005]	7/10
Brokeback Mountain [2005]	7/10
The Producers [2005]	7/10
Everyone's Hero [2006]	7/10
Hollywoodland [2006]	7/10
Supercross [2005]	7/10
The Queen [2006]	7/10
For Your Consideration [2006]	7/10
Flushed Away [2006]	7/10
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 [2005]	7/10
Stranger Than Fiction [2006]	7/10
The Grudge 2 [2006]	7/10
Fired! [2006]	7/10
The Quiet [2005]	7/10
The Protector [2005]	7/10
Thank You for Smoking [2005]	7/10
Open Season [2006]	7/10
This Film Is Not Yet Rated [2006]	7/10
MirrorMask [2005]	7/10
My Date with Drew [2005]	7/10
She's the Man [2006]	7/10
Everything Is Illuminated [2005]	7/10
Valiant [2005]	7/10
Last Holiday [2006]	7/10
All the King's Men [2006]	7/10
These Girls [2005]	7/10
Men with Brooms [2002]	7/10
Barnyard: The Original Party Animal [2006]	7/10
Unhitched [2005]	7/10
Pulse [2006]	7/10
The Ant Bully [2006]	7/10
Tideland [2005]	7/10
Transamerica [2005]	7/10
The Brothers Grimm [2005]	7/10
American Dreamz [2006]	7/10
Fever Pitch [2005]	7/10
Art School Confidential [2006]	7/10
Show Me [2004]	7/10
The Lake House [2006]	7/10
Zathura [2005]	7/10
Freedomland [2006]	7/10
Rebound [2005]	7/10
Keeping up with the Steins [2006]	7/10
Jiminy Glick in Lalawood [2004]	7/10
Kicking & Screaming [2005]	7/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [2005]	7/10
Diary of a Mad Black Woman [2005]	7/10
The Sentinel [2006]	7/10
Spy Kids 1 [2001]	7/10
Wicker Park [2004]	7/10
The Black Dahlia [2006]	7/10
Employee of the Month [2006]	7/10
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior [2005]	7/10
The Audition [1999]	7/10
See No Evil [2006]	7/10
I Spy [2002]	7/10
My Super Ex-Girlfriend [2006]	7/10
Miami Vice [2006]	7/10
Tigerland [2000]	7/10
Space Cowboys [2000]	7/10
Kate And Leopold [2001]	7/10
Slither [2006]	7/10
Just Friends [2005]	7/10
Mr. & Mrs. Smith [2005]	7/10
Rushmore [1999]	7/10
Dark Water [2005]	7/10
Underworld: Evolution [2006]	7/10
Unleashed [2005]	7/10
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star [2003]	7/10
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days [2003]	7/10
House of Wax [2005]	7/10
America's Sweethearts [2001]	7/10
The Skeleton Key [2005]	7/10
Waiting... [2005]	7/10
Flightplan [2005]	7/10
The 40 Year-Old Virgin [2005]	7/10
101 Dalmatians [1996]	7/10
The Longest Yard [2005]	7/10
Sahara [2005]	7/10
Alexander [2004]	7/10
Natural Born Killers [1994]	7/10
Hide and Seek [2005]	7/10
Sweet Home Alabama [2002]	7/10
Cellular [2004]	7/10
13 Going on 30 [2004]	7/10
In Good Company [2004]	7/10
The Rules of Attraction [2002]	7/10
Daddy Day Care [2003]	7/10
Open Water [2003]	7/10
Species [1995]	7/10
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story [2004]	7/10
Blade: Trinity [2004]	7/10
The Messengers [2007]	6/10
The Hitcher [2007]	6/10
Primeval [2007]	6/10
Hannibal Rising [2007]	6/10
Catch and Release [2007]	6/10
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit [2005]	6/10
Smokin' Aces [2007]	6/10
Harsh Times [2005]	6/10
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny [2006]	6/10
American Hardcore [2006]	6/10
Facing the Giants [2006]	6/10
Shadowboxer [2005]	6/10
Madea's Family Reunion [2006]	6/10
Yours, Mine and Ours [2005]	6/10
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker [2006]	6/10
The Wedding Date [2005]	6/10
Waist Deep [2006]	6/10
The Libertine [2004]	6/10
The Transporter 2 [2005]	6/10
Rumor Has It [2005]	6/10
Last Days [2005]	6/10
The Ice Harvest [2005]	6/10
Christmas with the Kranks [2004]	6/10
Guess Who [2005]	6/10
Beowulf and Grendel [2005]	6/10
The Bad News Bears [2005]	6/10
Stay Alive [2006]	6/10
The Wicker Man [2006]	6/10
Big Trouble [2002]	6/10
The Covenant [2006]	6/10
Angel Eyes [2001]	6/10
Gattaca [1997]	6/10
Click [2006]	6/10
Just Like Heaven [2005]	6/10
Mortal Kombat [1995]	6/10
Ultraviolet [2006]	6/10
54 [1998]	6/10
Van Helsing [2004]	6/10
Brokedown Palace [1999]	6/10
The Ringer [2005]	6/10
Suspect Zero [2004]	6/10
Peter Pan [2003]	6/10
Bewitched [2005]	6/10
Aeon Flux [2005]	6/10
Hollywood Homicide [2003]	6/10
Scary Movie 4 [2006]	6/10
Exorcist: The Beginning [2004]	6/10
Just Married [2003]	6/10
Zoolander [2001]	6/10
3000 Miles To Graceland [2001]	6/10
Red Eye [2005]	6/10
XX/XY [2002]	6/10
The Wedding Crashers [2005]	6/10
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005]	6/10
Darkness [2003]	6/10
Snake Eyes [1998]	6/10
Undercover Brother [2002]	6/10
Jawbreaker [1999]	6/10
Simone [2002]	6/10
Elektra [2005]	6/10
Meet the Fockers [2004]	6/10
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas [1998]	6/10
Analyze That [2002]	6/10
The Grudge [2004]	6/10
Kitchen Party [1998]	6/10
Marie Antoinette [2006]	5/10
Snakes on a Plane [2006]	5/10
Running with Scissors [2006]	5/10
Grilled [2005]	5/10
Lady in the Water [2006]	5/10
Black Eyed Dog [2006]	5/10
Haven [2004]	5/10
Idlewild [2006]	5/10
The Benchwarmers [2006]	5/10
The Flight of the Phoenix [2004]	5/10
Step Up [2006]	5/10
BloodRayne [2005]	5/10
Hoot [2006]	5/10
Just My Luck [2006]	5/10
Grandma's Boy [2006]	5/10
Snow Day [2000]	5/10
Lucky Numbers [2000]	5/10
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift [2006]	5/10
Poseidon [2006]	5/10
Bubble Boy [2001]	5/10
The Bachelor [1999]	5/10
XXX [2002]	5/10
Posers [2002]	5/10
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy [2004]	5/10
Breaking and Entering [2006]	4/10
The Return [2006]	4/10
Let's Go to Prison [2006]	4/10
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties [2006]	4/10
Little Man [2006]	4/10
Guy X [2005]	4/10
R.V. [2006]	4/10
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby [2006]	4/10
Accepted [2006]	4/10
Into the Blue [2005]	4/10
King Kong [2005]	4/10
The New World [2006]	4/10
Hostel [2006]	4/10
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou [2004]	4/10
The Pest [1997]	4/10
Napoleon Dynamite [2004]	4/10
Norbit [2007]	3/10
The Marine [2006]	3/10
Window Theory [2004]	3/10
How to Eat Fried Worms [2006]	3/10
Aquamarine [2006]	3/10
The Honeymooners [2005]	3/10
Somersault [2004]	3/10
Kaena:The Prophecy [2003]	3/10
The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl in 3-D [2005]	3/10
Bob the Butler [2005]	3/10
Malibu's Most Wanted [2003]	3/10
Envy [2004]	3/10
Night of the Living Dead 3D [2006]	3/10
The Cave [2005]	3/10
Fantastic Four [2005]	3/10
The Long Weekend [2005]	2/10
Ghost Rider [2007]	2/10
Blow Dry [2000]	2/10
Zoom [2006]	2/10
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector [2006]	2/10
Nacho Libre [2006]	2/10
Undead [2003]	2/10
The Karate Dog [2004]	2/10
The Fog [2005]	2/10
Mortal Kombat 2: Annihilation [1997]	2/10
Epic Movie [2007]	1/10
Van Wilder 2: Rise of the Taj [2006]	1/10
Jackass: Number Two [2006]	1/10
Graveyard Alive [2003]	1/10
Basic Instinct 2 [2006]	1/10
Sidekick [2005]	1/10
Strangers with Candy [2006]	1/10
Borat [2006]	1/10
King's Ransom [2005]	1/10
Date Movie [2006]	1/10
The Doom Generation [1995]	1/10
The Dukes of Hazzard [2005]	1/10
National Lampoon's Van Wilder [2002]	1/10

I've chosen "Not good even if you don't pay" as the rating for this confused mess of a film. I wanted to leave after 20 minutes but convinced myself to be patient and allow the plot to develop. It didn't. I DIDN'T pay and if I had I would have been looking for a refund. I left after 35 minutes. Let it be said I've never left a movie theatre early nor asked for a refund. A promising cast wasted. And what may I ask, is with this trend to have scenes with guys standing at urinals taking a leak? It serves no purpose other than to distract the audience into wondering if they're going to wash their hands. Blech. Gratituitous pole dancers in the background? Cheap directing tricks to keep your attention when there is absolutely NOTHING going on in the script. Don't even get it on video.

Standard so, so fare from an otherwise talented bunch of filmmakers, but technically, what a piece of crap! What was it with the boom mic floating in and out of shot anyway? Don't these guys look at the rushes everyday? Why wasn't the boom operator flayed alive and left to rot for his clumsy work? Everytime I tried to concentrate on the story the microphone would suddenly appear in the shot, reminding me that I was on a film set, and definitely not a particularly well run fim set at that. I've seen better "caper" stories before. There was no mystery, no surprises, no fun. Oliver Platt was great as usual, John Cusack seemed not to know what part he was supposed to play; Billy Bob Thornton was, simply, hung out to whither and die on the vine. All in all a rush job with nothing going for it whatsoever.