Absolutely appalling in very possible way. There was no money spent on this film. The acting is uniformly dreadful. The writing is worse. The 50 Shades girl is Depp's wife? That is simply nauseating. The film's an embarrassment for all concerned. If anyone says they enjoyed this travesty, smile politely and slowly back out of the room, for this person has just demonstrated that they are not stable.
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