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Take a little bit of everything in your fridge and in your cupboards. Put it all into a crockpot and simmer it for 12 hours. Then serve the weird mish-mash for dinner. Cinematically that's the recipe you've got here with this film, a little of this fantasy and a pinch of that scary tale combined with various and sundry tidbits of Wonderful, Wonkaland and Hogwarts, all curdled together in a toxic stew that goes on much longer than it should. I'm amazed that so many great talents participated in this silly nightmare.
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Yes, my friend said he saw this movie and couldn't believe how bad it was. I'll definitely be avoiding this one.
Clip your nails, dust under the bed or sort the junk drawer in the kitchen to make some good use of your time rather than see this incomprehensible jumble.