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    Piranha 3D

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    kaptain.kanada@

    WARNING: There are no contents to "spoil" about this flick; it's all right there in the blurb. Consider it to be an amalgamation of National Lampoon's Spring Break, Tremors, Jaws, and Playboy's Coeds of the Pac 10. Toss in the usual lame "plot" and "human interest" stories and you've got this year's brainless teen exploitation flick. There are lots of bare breasts in the show, but every last pair is made of silicon, so it's not like kids will be exposed to real naked women. Apparently, while the semi-geeky boy is trying to figure out how to win the heart of the girl he really loves, hordes of silicon-craving prehistoric fish are busy gobbling up the work of Los Angeles' best plastic surgeons. There are cameos of Richard Dreyfuss, who is going to need a bigger boat, and Christopher Lloyd as -- get this -- an eccentric professor who is too impoverished to afford a hairbrush. I expected him to burst out with, "Great Scott, Marty! Look at those fish!" at any moment. Some of the babes who have natural breasts are really quite cute, actually, but none of them took their tops off. If you like Pamela Anderson, see this flick; otherwise go try to figure out what the writers of Inception thought they were trying to prove. We can only hope that movies improve in autumn.

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    kaptain.kanada@  21.8.2010 age: 50+ 136 reviews

    Hey what's wrong with silicon? It's one of the few thing's that make the world a better place!!!

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    michjulien@  21.8.2010 age: 36-49 174 reviews

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