Signs

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Click here to show this review. Aliens that can travel millions of light years yet cannot negotiate locked pantry doors. Aliens that can be defeated with a baseball bat and a cup of stale water. Perhaps a scene where Legions and Cohorts of Middle Eastern peasant folk battled Aliens with large cans of that petroleum like squeeze cheese would have gained this film the Academy Award nominations it ain't gonna get. The most disturbing part of this film is the yelping of the dogs as they are presumably consumed or killed and the part where Mel has a convo with his dieing wife. The Caulkin connection is also quite disturbing, just knowing that his dysfunctional parents have managed to force another one of their Children into forced Hollywood slavery in order to pay for their mounting legal bills and lavish lifestyles. A few plot holes in this one and a rather meek attempt at provoking thought from an audience that was more interested in seeing the White House sucked into an Alien craft with the statue of Abraham Lincoln holding vigil. Want to see a great film go out and rent the DVD version of "Spartacus" starring Kirk Douglas. I'd rather watch him kick Roman Ass and then pay the dire consequences. I rate this film "2 chili-dogs".