There's lots of violence stringing together an implausible revenge plot. Machete is 1 hr, 45 min of what you expect from the trailers. There are moments that are pretty cheesy, moments carried by visual gags, and moments that are just outright ridiculous. Some of the audience seemed to be trying too hard to find the humor, laughing ad naseum when a groan or eye roll would have sufficed. Machete is a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously - poking fun at yourself has a certain charm. Jessica Alba is certainly pretty to look at, though.
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