Should have been titled Noah and the Transformers. Well, given Cecile B. DeMille's early entry of the Ten Commandments into this genre of bad movies in fantasyland and literally 100's of silly tv and Hollywood movies made since then about the Bible, I suppose it was only a matter of time before we woke up to the fact that Hollywood is exposing the Bible for what it is to them, just one big morality play to exploit for cold hard cash. Did you get that Sarah Palin, these movies are fantasies, they are not to be taken as the literal truth? Of course, the Bible-thumping Christians sitting behind me didn't seem to know the difference either since they insisted on giving a running commentary on everything that was wrong with the story and laughed or snickered throughout, all of which made it rather difficult for me to enjoy how ridiculous the movie really was. Since the movie ad listed Noah as an adventure drama I didn't know it was in fact supposed to be an epic comedy. This is one for the books.
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