Bang! Boom! Crash! Smash! Mix in a skull-splitting background cacophony and you too can produce your very own Transformers sountrack. And, of course, your retinas are flooded with a never-ending wall of cgi F/X for an interminable 165 minutes. It's beyond me why it is that otherwise sane people are driven-like lemmings towards a cliff- to their local multiplex to ultimately rot their brains viewing another overstuffed Michael Bay hardware extravaganza. I wish they wouldn't encourage him. Perhaps this scenario is further evidence of the decline of Western Civilization. I do hope that fine actors such as Stanley Tucci and John Goodman were well paid for their participation. (Sigh...)
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