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    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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    The Twilight Saga: New Moon is the dreggiest of drags, never a Vampire movie has been so bad. The best I have seen so far was Nosferatu with Klaus Kinski (1979) Kristen Stewart is lame and tamed, so low key, it's like a zombie. Robert Patisson is cartoon like, very inexpressive and the un-sexiest man alive, at least Johnny Depp has talent and blood flowing in his veins besides being an extraordinary actor. The action is linear with no real jolts to spring it forward. Suspense, horror, fear, anxiety are all lacking. Its like any "normal" home movie with kids having kids issues. The GI looks so fake that is risible. Anyway a true waste of time with no satisfaction, the first was way better, this is like a Romance on Valium.

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    luis.lama@  2.12.2009 age: 36-49 85 reviews

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