I think Michael Bay felt asleep when writing this one. If you can bear in mind that the plot will be random, lengthy, confusing, and retarded, then you'll be fine watching it. Moving on to the characters: You got Mark Wahlberg (whom I actually like) who plays an overly sensitive/protective father (more of a farmer if you ask me) who threatens to punch people whenever he doesn't any clever verbal comebacks (which is 99.999% of the movie); You got the over-rebellious teenage daughter who's obsessed with her boyfriend and her pink lipstick; you got the arrogant/disrespectful boyfriend who thinks he's the bomb (until he sees guns and loses his pants); then you got the remaining added/random mish mash of characters/transformers/people/bad guys that you never even heard. Stanley Tucci, bubble bee and the dinobots were the only legit ones on screen. M. Bay, try not to write a script when you're sleeping and bring back Shia, God darn it!
It's stil.
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