You know, life is short. Why would you want to waste it on something like this? I made the mistake of giving it some of my life but you don't have to make the same mistake. Do something better with your time - take your mom for tea if you're really that bored. What really irks is that the writer had the opportunity to do something at the end which would have been memorable but they chickened out and it ends like so many others of this ilk.
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