Oh, how I so hoped Noah would be the bombastic dumb-fun epic the trailers made it out to be. Instead what I got was a muddled misanthropic action-adventure flick that's one part Herzogian insanity-drama, one part Neverending Story and another part Conan the Barbarian. I'd even dare say this might have been better had it been produced by Roger Corman and released in the eighties with one tenth of the budget. Still, if you like rock monsters, WELL.
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