Nanaimo

The only reason I am giving this movie 2 is because the popcorn tasted kinda good. There are so many things wrong with it (not in a good way) that I don't know where to start: 1. None of the actors in this NINJA movie know ANY kind of martial arts moves. NONE. Everything is just fast camerawork. 2. The main Ninja - protagonist, sucks as a ninja. 3. What's with all the "whispering"? 4. Just to reinforce #1 all the ninja basically twirl in the air, doing little dances instead of FIGHTING! 5. The gore does not make up for the lack of storyline, acting, skills, camerawork and my $10. I want my $10 back!

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