Châteauguay

It's definitely not as bad as House of Wax. I give it barely a passing grade. Better than Shrek the Third. The good :- It's the most action-packed and visually-appealing of the three. Because of that and maybe one or two other relatively weak arguments, I think a point could be made that this was the best of the three (I disliked all three of them, btw) - Depp once again is good enough to keep the movie afloat (how about that pun, huh? See what I did there? ) The bad :- It's VERY cluttered. The storytelling is so bad that you completely lose the characters which was the only good part of these stupid Pirates movies to begin with. - Even if you've seen the first two Pirates movies, you're still gonna be really confused. - The fact that it's even longer (3 [...]hours?!) and makes less sense than the 2nd one (Dead Man's Chest) makes this movie the perfect twin to Spiderman 3. Although I slightly prefer Spidey 3 to this dreck (sp? )

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