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Wow. There may have been only two or three scenes that, taken in isolation, were well performed or well directed. But they don't save this a crap fest. WARNING** I AM DIVULGING SEVERAL PARTS OF THE MOVIE** The assorted fight scenes are absolutely silly. The entire English "army" magically have enough horses for everyone? They fire arrows from the Cliffs of Dover and the French can't figure how to cover up? And they ride on horse back about a thousand miles... to meet near a hill with this ridiculous GIANT horse manicured on a hillside, within a day or so? Who designed the horse and had time to create it on a hillside facing the sea? How would anyone know where the horse actually was as you couldn't see it until you rode past the hill? Villagers trapped inside a burning smoke filled building are rescued after about ten minutes of smoke inhalation? Maid Marion is submerged under water for ten minute and lives... Robin Hood shoots an arrow to kill the bad guy who is riding straight away and the arrow goes through his neck SIDEWAYS? This movie was completely random from the assorted speeches where King John shows complete disregard for anything? He hires a French dude to steal from his subjects... oh where did the money go? WOW and big surprise the French dude is a French spy, who looked middle eastern... Usually when I write reviews I stick to assorted elements of the movie but honestly this thing was horrible. You can't even suspend disbelief it is so bad... And why at the end was he branded an outlaw and not every other lord? That was the best line of the movie that we all see in the commercials... and it was the last line of the movie basically and just had me shaking my head. Don't say I didn't warn you.
|1/10||psterl3384@ - 123 reviews|
21.5.2010 - age: 36-49 - 18 replies
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