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This movie gets a rating of 8 for the following reasons: (1)It is the best Robert Rodriquez movie, except for Sin City (2)I like the unusual ways in which the villains are dispatched by using different types of blades (3)Michelle Rodriquez has slimmed down since Avatar; she is now hotter than Jessica Alba (4)The scene where Machete disembowels a bad guy and then uses his intestines (as a rope) to rappel down the side of a building is pure genius.
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I agree 100% with your review. Spot on. Awesome flick.
Their is no way that Michelle is hotter than Jessica! Even slimmer!
Michelle and Jessica are equally hot in this movie. Loved watching both of them. No sense nit-picking. I'd be in my glory if either of them even glanced in my drection!!! Lol.
Alba's hair is the problem, with that fixed and a lower cut shirt I would give it a draw!