What crap. It's not even a good B movie. That's what Pirates is. None of the characters were interesting. The set ups and deaths were NEITHER funny NOR scary so what's the point. Not idiotic enough to get dumb laughs. Add zero tension and weak performances and you get a cluster of untalented dew worms in your lap. Skip it. Rent Airplane with a friend and spring a rubber snake on him or her for a laugh.
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