If Angelina Jolie and/or Johnny Depp make your heart flutter, go see this movie. Otherwise, don't. These two stars, plus a director who has put together a recent classic (The Lives of Others), was a 'can't miss' film... except it had a plot that could have been written by a pre-teen. If those two are in for a percentage of the profits, the breadline beckons.
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