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    Noah

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    syntaxjack@

    This is the Lord of the Rings version of the bible. A ridiculous, immoral and ludicrous insult to the true intent and point of the story of Noah and the sequence of events surrounding this event. A definitive "Avoid At All Costs" movie that isn't even remotely interesting to secular society nor to the believer. A totally noisy waste of time and CGI talent and does nothing good for the actors, the audience or the promoters who will likely barely break even on this melodramatic concoction of 5% history and 95% fictitious twisting of the figures and accounts of this story. A stowaway on the ark? Riiighght... and the "Watchers"... good grief. I could go on but why bother. It isn't worth the effort. Don't see this as it will only frustrate you.

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    syntaxjack@  28.3.2014 age: 50+ 101 reviews

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