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A very meh movie. It was pretty boring most of the way through, filled with random subplots and relationships that were never developed and didn't really make much sense. Chris Pratt and white coat lady went on one date, it sucked. They spent time together and barely talked, now they love each other. Boohoo, the little brothers parents are getting divorced, how tragic, but why do I not care? Is it because the two younger main characters are pointless and add nothing to the movie? Probably. If you want to get your dinosaur fix, watch the first Jurassic park, that one you can really feel the Spielberg magic. It's funny, adventurous and thrilling. This piece of garbage attempts to recapture the magic of the old one but ends up feeling like a shammy counterfeit version, filled with pointless cgi dinosaurs, with fight scenes that reminded me of the transformers movies, lots of grey shifting blobs and a distinct dissociation from the "action" terrible movie don't go see it.
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