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An 8 you say? Why you say, well... first this is deliberately made to be a 'b' movie or what it actually is... a grindhouse movie. It's made to be the way it is and you get what you pay for. I loooved it. And who if you don't know your movie characters, who doesn't love Danny Trejo. Cool action... sexy babes. Aaand hey... this is a grindhouse... no nudity. C'MON!! Amber Heard and Lady Gaga... seeexy. Can't wait for 'Machete kills... in space. Lol, it was neat that Mel Gibson and Antonio Banderas were in it. Can't help but laugh at the Star Wars... parody, parody the right word? Oh well. Rodriguez was raised on grindhouse movies and the Machete movies are his salute to them. Good job I say' Machete don't tweet'... lol... and least of all Charlie Sheen... eeerr Esteves, which by the [way] is his real last name, he would be a cool president, lol.
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