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    xXx: Return of Xander Cage

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    This movie is so bad it's good. It was so over the top corny that I laughed all the way through it and thoroughly enjoyed myself. I knew a xxx movie would be unrealistic and cheesy, but this went way beyond. If you're gonna do it, do it, and they did, big time. If you have even the slightest understanding of basic physics this movie will make you roll your eyes the entire time. If you have a basic understanding of human relationships, this movie will make you roll your eyes the entire time. I gave it a 9 simply because it was so unbelievably over-the-top cheesy that it's basically the ultimate Vin Diesel shoot 'em up. If it was any 'better' it would've been worse. If you're going to make a big budget schlockfest, this will be your case study.

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    captaindash@  24.1.2017 age: 36-49 162 reviews

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