Loser

Paul Tannek (Jason Biggs) is a nerdy, good-natured college student. Dora Diamond (Mena Suvari), the girl of his dreams, turns out to have eyes only for their English professor. Everyone on campus pushes them around, until the college billets him in a local veterinary hospital. Then Paul suddenly finds himself with something everyone else wants: a place to party; an address that will allow Dora to access Financial Aid; and the realization that his knowledge of the professor's affair with Dora could buy him an "A" if he plays his cards right.