Runaway Nightmare

Ralph and Jason are a hapless pair of Nevada worm ranchers that suddenly find themselves whisked away by an all-female cult and embroiled in a plot to rob a supply of platinum from a local crime syndicate. Jason revels in the excitement of being prisoner to a gaggle of gorgeous (and promiscuous) women with names like Hesperia, Torchy, Fate and Electra, but Ralph, who relished the peaceful solitude of raising insects, struggles to find the silver lining, especially as he comes to learn that members of the cult are either violent psychotics or straight-up blood-sucking vampires! Gunfights, bar brawls, awkward dinners, and some of the most baffling performances in film history, ensue.